+18 SMS

+18 SMS

Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breast tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?(touches d breats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet!



Nipple Nipple dont be far, can I press u in my car. Up above the chest so high, always milky never dry. Let me suck you, dont feel shy. 



Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged



The sky is blue,grass is green,harder the fuck the louder the scream,louder the scream the better the fuck,give me a ring u might be in luck 



Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? Ans: A woman bcos she lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane. 



A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.



Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do. MOM:Put ur biggest thing on her hairiest thing. SON:got my nose in her armpit. Now what?



rooster&cat goin over bridge,cat slips&falls in river.rooster cant stop laughin.wats D moral?whereva

therZ a wet pussy therZ a happy cock



LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH